Windows definition (humour)
Windows (win’-doze) 3.0/3.1/95/98/2000/ME/XP/Vista/7 (n.): 32-bit extensions to a 16-bit graphical shell for an 8-bit operating system originally coded for a 4-bit microprocessor by a 2-bit company that can’t stand 1 bit of competition.
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